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Mastering ’Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ (1990)

Cowabunga Cinemaster Fans! After a hiatus we are back at it and hitting 2023 hard with a timeless classic, 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And if we are going to do this right, we’re going to need a little extra help. This episode brings in Nick “The Prince of Pixels” Wright to help Ron and Adam dive deep into the ooze of this flick. Full of personal stories, interesting trivia and hardcore facts about the film, our reptilian martial arts loving hosts are sure to provide that extra special something you’ve grown to love. Mind you, this episode will not be under 30 minutes but it’s still free so no worries there. So grab your appropriately colored eye mask, according to your corresponding spirit turtle, a slice of your favorite kind of pizza and don’t forget your sai, Raph, and join our three ninja masters on this episode of the CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’As Above, So Below’ (2014)

If you thought this terror train was coming into the station at the end of October, you’re sadly mistaken. Episode 5 of the Spooktacular is underway! And this time we’re heading under France into some of the tightest spots the catacombs have to offer. This claustrophobic haunt is a hidden gem of the found footage subgenre and it has so much to offer. Just think of the Blair Witch on steroids and pack it tightly in the literal Parisian underbelly. Join Ron and Adam as they carefully squeeze through this mix of adventure and fright in the latest installment of the ongoing spooktacular in this episode of the CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’The Ring’ (2002)

It’s week 4 of the Spooktacular and we’re off to not-so-sunny Seattle in search of a killer VHS tape! For those of you unfamiliar with VHS, it’s how we watched movies back in the day. But a movie that kills you in 7 days is not for the faint of heart. In this installment our Cinemasters are taking on the 2002 US iteration of The Ring. Ron and Adam will introduce you to Rachel, Noah, and Aidan, the second creepiest kid in this movie, as we press on with another frightening feature. Just to be safe you’d better make a copy of this podcast and share it with a friend. So unplug the Magnavox and disconnect the rotary phone as you enjoy this week’s episode of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!.

Mastering ’Child’s Play 2’ (1990)

I see you’ve braved our first two episodes and are back for a third in this year’s Spooktacular. This one certainly is a treat as well. If you’ve ever been left alone in a room with a fair skinned, ginger haired doll then you’ve certainly felt that spine tingle that only Chucky can bring. In the highly anticipated sequel to the original Child’s Play, The Lakeshore Strangler turned killer doll is back and searching for little Andy Barclay once again. Ron and Adam sit down to discuss this film but as per usual, they give plenty of extra insight into the entire Chucky franchise. So put on your Good Guy overalls, make sure your voodoo skills are up to snuff and enjoy this installment of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’You’re Next’ (2013)

Episode two of the third annual Spooktakular means spooky season is in full effect. This week is Adam’s first pick with the 2013 mumblegore indie flick “You’re Next”. Our Cinemasters both have fresh takes on this film and especially it’s Australian Final Girl, Erin. With crossbows and grown up Home Alone traps in place, the boys will negotiate some grisly endings for some very unlikable characters as they dissect this film for you. So grab a meat tenderizer, stay away from the windows and strap in for another extra scary installment of the CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’Nope’ (2022)

It’s officially the 3rd Annual Cinemasters Spooktacular! Welcome to our first installment of this year’s haunting selection of films. We are kicking it off with Ron’s pick of a 2022 horror flick by the esteemed Jordan Peele, “Nope”. Typically in the past we’ve gone with more classic scary movies so this one does come with an official SPOILER WARNING! This film has been out for several months now but if you haven’t seen it yet, the Cinemasters will be going in depth so if you’d rather check it out first then press pause and come back after you’ve had a chance to watch. Otherwise prepare yourself for the spooky season to officially begin on this latest episode of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’Clerks III’ (2022)

Welcome back once again, Cinemaster fans! It’s time for your favorite internet off brand Clerks to bring you their thoughts on the latest and concluding installment in the Randal and Dante trilogy. Spoilers ahead for those who want to enjoy the film first before hearing Ron and Adam’s take on the film. Our Cinemasters don’t hold back in their ups and downs in this fitting and meta finale. So if you’ve seen the film yourself and want to know what the Rental King has to say about it or you’re just too curious to wait for a showing yourself and can’t hold back from that boyish charm of Nighthawk’s, then buckle up and enjoy one more trip to Leonardo, NJ for this episode of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Water Cooler: Our 10 Favorite 2022 San Diego Comic Con Announcements

Welcome back once again Cinemaster fans to another water cooler episode just in time for the tail end of summer. Blockbuster season is coming to an end, school is getting ready to come back in session and we will head shortly into the “Ber” months. But before we bust out the pumpkin spice, we’ve got one last summer hurrah to cover. The San Diego Comic Con recently came to a close and this entertainment mecca has unleashed all manner of surprises yet to come. As always Marvel dominated the conversation but in this episode, Ron and Adam will be covering their top ten picks of all things SDCC. So buckle up for a throwback list with some pretty amazing things that the theaters (and other venues) have in store for us on this episode of the CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Water Cooler: What’s Up With Us? Dr. Strange, Top Gun Maverick and Jurassic World Dominion Impressions

Welcome back again, Cinemaster fans! It’s been a minute and The Rental King and Nighthawk have plenty to catch you up on. Rather than the normal breakdown of a movie or even a flashback to an old list show, the boys are bringing you up to speed on everything they’ve been up to in the world of movies. Ron took the fam on a trip down to the Magic Kingdom and experienced some cinematic elements brought to life. Meanwhile, Adam explored an unknown region of social media and fell down the rabbit hole of MovieTok and got hooked on steelbooks. You’ll find out all the extras when you tune into this supersized Water Cooler episode of the CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Mastering ’UHF’ (1989)

Happy April Fools, Cinemaster Fans! For the second year in a row we will be taking this month to salute our favorite fools on film. First up on this year’s roster is Weird Al Yankovic in his feature film UHF. Between the parody music numbers, the 80’s film spoofs, and the volcano worshippers. you’re sure to find something for the whole family to enjoy. So step right up and take your chance spinning the wheel of fish and you might be lucky enough to win a drink from the fire hose on this installment of CINEMASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!